For you intellectuals out there

ofnuts · **Joined:** Oct 25, 2010 **Posts:** 4812

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comme ... _you_know/

I've not read it end to end yet so I don't know if the joke with the mathematician and the Scottish sheep is up (or the difference between the philosopher and the mathematician)...

Rod · **Joined:** May 16, 2010 **Posts:** 16206

Quote:

Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog

i think my cat takes notes like this.

Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?
Answer-
The one with the lowest mew. :hehe

My version -
Two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first?
Answer-
The one that spots my son walking down on the ground within leaping distance first.

Oregonian · **Posted:** Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:37 am **(#3)**

This is the only intellectual joke I know.

Rene Decartes was strolling the streets of Paris and decided to stop and get something to eat. He sat at a table, taking notes in his notebook when a cocktail waitress came to him and asked if he'd like something to drink.

He thought a moment and said, "Thank you, but I think not."

Poof! He was gone.

Odinbc · **Posted:** Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:48 am **(#4)**

ofnuts wrote:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1h1cyg/whats_the_most_intellectual_joke_you_know/

I've not read it end to end yet so I don't know if the joke with the mathematician and the Scottish sheep is up (or the difference between the philosopher and the mathematician)...

Hilarious thread, (I'm hardly an intellectual) bookmarked the reddit one the other day!

Here's another take at Slate.
An Idiot’s Guide to the Reddit Thread, “What’s the Most Intellectual Joke You Know?”